PwoperNaughtyButNot 8:57 Wed Dec 23
Never to be heard of again West Ham XI
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The announcement of the Frederik Alves signing has led to lots of speculation of him joining our long list of signings that never made it.
What’s the best / worst 11 we can put out and some background / update info if you will
GK - Neil Finn (started an Australian indie folk band)
RB -
LB -
CB - Frederick Aves (just signed)
CB - Gonçalo Cardoso (?)
MID -
MID -
MID -
ATT - Xande Silva ( had a bum problem and then put out on loan after scoring a million goals ok the kids)
ATT - Daniel Sjouland (Joined Liverpool and continued to do nothing)
ATT - Toni Martinez (Recently signed 5yr contact at Porto)
Over to WHO .... and merry Christmas you filthy animals
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Faux Bare
9:01 Wed Dec 23
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Brian Montenegro
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southbankbornnbred
9:02 Wed Dec 23
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Got to be Mauro Taricco at right-back. Half a game, then 'retirement'. Had the good grace to agree to cancel his contract.
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ak37
9:03 Wed Dec 23
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Wellington something or other
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southbankbornnbred
9:04 Wed Dec 23
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Paolo Futre popped over for five minutes, before remembering that he had no knees left and promptly spent the rest of his life looking like an overweight ghost.
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goose
9:05 Wed Dec 23
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Scott Mean - the next Jamie Redknapp
Who was the ginger one meant to be the next Rooney?
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twoleftfeet
9:06 Wed Dec 23
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Wellington Paulista
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southbankbornnbred
9:06 Wed Dec 23
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Savio Nsereko - Zola spent a small fortune on a small man with small ambitions, who promptly gave a small contribution before becoming a small footnote.
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twoleftfeet
9:06 Wed Dec 23
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Reece Oxford
Simon Webster
Adam Newton
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southbankbornnbred
9:07 Wed Dec 23
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Goose - you're thinking of Terry Dixon.
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southbankbornnbred
9:10 Wed Dec 23
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But the greatest five-minte wonder of all, for us at least, has to be Joey Beauchamp.
He just gave up when he realised that "that there Lindon" was a bit further than his girlfriend wanted to travel. So he threw his toys out of his pram and went home. The prick.
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Troy McClure
9:12 Wed Dec 23
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Nserko. £9fuckingmillion
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Pigshead
9:13 Wed Dec 23
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Raymond Atteveld
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Faux Bare
9:13 Wed Dec 23
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Moses Ashikodi
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Mr. Burns
9:13 Wed Dec 23
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Wally LOPEZ
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Side of Ham
9:16 Wed Dec 23
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Alex Bunbury
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PwoperNaughtyButNot
9:19 Wed Dec 23
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Terry Dixon is a great shout
That’s the level of hyped up kids that vanish we are looking for.
Futre, Tarricco and even Nsereko are ineligible as they played a number of games for us or came to us already established.
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Faux Bare
9:24 Wed Dec 23
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Marek Štěch
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nich the d
9:25 Wed Dec 23
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George Dobson (went to Sparta Rotterdam and then Walsall?)
Domingos Qina (at Watford)
Oscar Borg
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SteveJacko
9:46 Wed Dec 23
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Holmar Orn Eyjolfsson
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El Scorchio
9:53 Wed Dec 23
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Gavin Holligan
Vladimir Labant
Yaniv Katan
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